She is more like an offensive line, or a tie-end.

It's about people standing up and being counted.

Is your job affecting your health? Hey, Lazlow. I was listening to that caller about taxes. Now, can you tell me what this Australian-American War was? Hello. Sir, this is a commercial radio station owned by Love Media.

This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Chatterbox Gary" from season eleven, which aired on February 12, 2018. He'd come in, he is like a broken man. • Hot Steel and Slide Licks 22 - Jeremy Wakefield ["Hey, if you're gonna dream, dream big, right?"] No offence, but you're kind of a scrawny, pasty dude, and it says on the inside cover of your book that you still live in your parents' basement. Well, there's some child-psychologists who'd probably say that spanking can be harmful to a child's emotional development. It is a revolution in the marriage guidance. Luke Brookshier Well, I've been listening to your show, and there's always people going on about problems in school.

[Gary sees the meditation video.]

Being a mom is hard, with soccer, football, and the cross practice, so we bought the new Maibatsu Monstrosity. I'm a mom, not a conservationist!

I've read books.

Like, unimportant I-just-got-shot-in-the-head unimportant? That is a very ugly word. Hello, caller. It was made out of milk crates. (cough). • Sponge Monger - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [SpongeBob's house rolls away down the road.]

Jessie Buckley is set to star in Romeo and Juliet alongside The Crown star God, who gave this guy a green card?

Sorry, sorry, sorry, I'm just a little unhappy, a bit agitated. Johnny's mine. ", then I think, we call it "Fernando's New Beginnings". Advertising revenue pays my salary. This isn't "Gardening with Maurice". Your pretty secretary, she wants you to be her man. Subsisting on a diet of nuts, berries and leafy vegetables. Not take Equanox if you're operating a machinery, driving a car, pregnant, child or underage or have a family history of mental disorders. Does working take time away from family and social events like watching wrestling? Questions usually start with words like 'how' and 'why' and they end with your voice going up like this. Concentration begins in the mind, and spreads to all the extremities of the body. • Lap Steel - Nicolas Carr [Transition to next scene]

A blessing.

Airdate: A Maibatsu Monstrosity advert plays. Kids these days, they think life is a game. The women, they think "New Beginnings" is only for men. This station, it feels like my second family. Ahh. Using a new technology called biorhythmic subconscious gymnastics, the Dormatron exercises you while you sleep. Hey, you ever had 'possum? You are on Chatterbox with Reed Tucker. Buy genuine reproduction medieval artifacts, including maces, double-handed battle swords, and one-size-fits-all chainmail! When we come back we'll have a special studio guest. Besides, I only use my machine gun in the safety of my own home and car. People say it's bad for you. Just look at me, I could tear a phonebook in half with my bare toes. With the time I save taking shortcuts through the strip mall parking lot, I can focus on the important things, like gazing longingly at the poolboy, or buying more exercisement equipment off the TV. That's why we're the fastest growing cable supplier, and health insurance provider in the north east, and why our new satellite in China is something all Americans can be proud of. What are you insinuating?

That's why I'm here, at one of the Eris factories, so you can meet some of them. I know what you're all like, you know more about men than I know about leopard skin furniture.

Line four, you're on Chatterbox. Next This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Chatterbox Gary" from season eleven, which aired on February 12, 2018.

All I get is "your pa this!"

Let's see who's on the phones. Shut down the schools, and you shoot down the problem.

SpongeBob is reading a catalog with his snail, Gary.] Call the law offices of Rakin & Ponzer and get ready to enjoy a life of luxury! Ask your doctor about Equanox today.

Oh yeah, and, look, they've already gotten me once, but never again... Alright, we're talking about short guys, killer bees, the Magna Carta, ah, well the red light on the wall is flashing, which means that the owner of the station has an important announcement to make, let's go live to his office. (lisping) Lazlow, the soul is eternal.

Is there a real sense of teamwork? You're listening to a Love Media station. It's time for a public service announcement from Donald Love. Commercial break starts. Alright. But I didn't order anything! Hello.



What we should do is herd them up and put them on an island.

I don't wanna hear about no tofu or running away! Pigeons.

What a moron! And I can save your marriage. Player Help | All Access Help. You want to round people up for using a phone?

In the past there's been some criticism about our workers. Sister episode(s):

He lied, I know he did.

Eris advert ends. A message from Donald Love plays.

No more escort services for me! Am I not attractive? I save your husband! Yes, killer bees! Yeah, well, I mean, there's excellent child care here in America, I- Y'know.. Well I'm sure, but the thing is, Lazlow, when I was a naughty boy, I would get spanked. You are blessed! I mean, am I actually on the video right this second?

Alright, let's go over here, hello, caller, you're on Chatterbox. People are rude, and they don't seem to care about anything but themselves. People. Nudity is real! Equanox is new from Zaibatsu Pharmaceuticals. Then I think to myself, "No, this is a bad name. You really offended me today. A man, who has needs. Nanny would spank me when I was naughty. The shop teacher called me today, and Sam made a home-made banana cannon in shop class and was lobbing them across the street at a fast-food restaurant. 2018 Do I make myself clear?

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And I encourage everyone listening out there on Chatterbox to buy my book, and learn how organic food, and martial arts can help you, too. I see it in your eyes. So far I've only hit a few puddles, but it's good to know it's there. So, of course, we need a bigger SUV!

I'm a first time caller. I mean, it's just incredible, I know a lot of people say it's absolutely a load of crap, but how can they be so dumb, it's remarkable, I think. That last guy was so full of crap. How, Lazlow? Now, she's like a whole offensive line. Liberty City was a church, a cow pasture and three houses when the telephone was invented!

I start the day with a fruity beverage, some meditation, and six hours of yoga. (lisping) Actually, I do cover this early on in the book in chapter forty-five. Just log on to petsovernight.com, and we'll send you a cute kitten overnight.

You're closer!

No, I don't, never! The first was ", The artwork on the wall references the episodes ". February 12, 2018 You're all the same you giants. For my people it is the holiest, most sacrosanct thing imaginable. To the miracles of the world, and truly the results are remarkable! It's for hope. It's the reality show where you just may be part of the action. You're on Chatterbox. Founder of "Fernando's New Beginnings" - a revolutionary new way of saving your marriage. Uncle Sam takes care of his boys. I didn't even notice that I've been hit! Okay, did you have anything relevant to say? You can't kill them. It'll be real good. Fernando knows not. It's a medical fact you can't die from a bullet.

Alright, let's go to the phones, hello, caller, you're on Chatterbox.

In fact, Lazlow, I can easily chop this desk in two half-desks! and "your pa that! I've got fly skills in hopscotch, you know what I'm saying? But then, one day, I was driving my car, and I realized: Fernando! Episode №: I used to fall unconscious for hours at a time. But anyway, dude, at the International Puppetry Festival we'll be having workshops on finger puppets, too. To work a miracle! Lazlow, a closed mind is like a closed fist!

Donald Love's message ends. I remember Jerry so well.

I'll tell you another thing about respect. I don't envy those kids with their stock options and their fast cars, they earned them, the Internet has saved my life!



She don't think I'm a real man.

Really bogus.

She is gone.

No, I- Look, is this leading anywhere, I mean, because we've got a lot of other people waiting to talk about real things.

Ah, I love that button. Think of all the things you can do. Hello, you're on the air, what's your name? My taxes pay your salary, you pansy!

Can you believe it?

So, uhh, where were you called from, Fernando? In today's fast paced world the split second can be the difference by achieving your dreams... More Americans are realizing, if you don't have the latest and greatest technological devices, you will fall behind. All you believe in is free drinks. • Tentically Speaking - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [SpongeBob's house comes back.] Learn the art of cooking with turnips!

Marc CeccarelliVincent Waller Thanks to strict vegan diet, I have the power of nine men.

"I need shoes, books, toys, even special tiny furniture pets," that sort of crap.

Uh, which exotic location do you come from?

You say you not want to kiss me.

In this episode, Gary has a pet translation collar, and he's talking up a storm.

Whatever your name is. https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Chatterbox_Gary/transcript?oldid=3245416. Help . You don't put the marriage first, and you don't put the man first. So less of that clever stuff, and give me some advice!

What, with you? We'll be back after these important messages. A portrait of Handsome Squidward can be shown in Squidward's art gallery.

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