But that's all the best stuff. By "delicacy," she means desperation. Helen:  So what's even the point of the canned meat if you can't just have it sitting out? It is. Then, Broad Strokes returns with a special guest who reveals a secret that will leave us rethinking everything we know about the virus, and gender.
Yeah, because dextrose is sweet. It's very sad, actually.

So, yeah. The state of Hawaii eats more SPAM than all 49 other states combined. Katherine:  So those are popular in Korea, too.

Katherine:  —so they feel warm about the product and they want to keep buying it no matter what. Helen:  It's pork in quotes and then a thousand other questionable things. They have everything there. And after the war, Nikita Khrushchev, he wrote a book, and in the book he was like, "If we hadn't had SPAM, we wouldn't have had the strength to fight in the war.".

Then I have to eat it with chopsticks. Because these people are amazing." Helen:  I've never been gifted a box of SPAM, is what I'm saying.

Katherine:  But I think that anyone who has that combination likes  it. Mmm. Why would you? So it was literally—and that's why there's a rich history because two—it's psychologically ingrained in the Korean population that SPAM helped us live, helped us survive. And thank you, Henry Strong. It's just, it's a different flavor because it's a completely different meat.

She has a regular spot on NPR 's Wait, Wait Don't Tell Me and hosts a trivia podcast called Go Fact Yourself. So it's rice, nori, SPAM, kimchee. Katherine:  I don't think it's going to work. I love it so much—although I do have this thing now, this moral quandary of trying not to eat four-legged animals and trying not to encourage the eating of four-legged animals. Ugh. There were already canned ham products on the market. Helen:  So they probably are trying to sweeten it because it's just going to be a little blander. Katherine:  So today we're talking about SPAM. But a Vienna sausage?

She lives in Brooklyn where she is a producer with the indie media company Heroic Collective. Katherine:  Yeah.

I'm a little bit afraid that there might be some listeners out there—we do have listeners all over the world, so there might be some people out there who are like, "What the fuck is SPAM? A fan favorite on the hit NPR podcast Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me, Helen Hong is a recurring character on Silicon Valley HBO, The Unicorn CBS, The Expanding Universe of Ashley Garcia and Huge in France on Netflix, The Thundermans on Nickelodeon, and Blunt Talk on Starz. It's from their original run. Katherine:  Yeah. They're like, "This is a kitschy product. They were buying parts and buying them at the supermarket. Katherine:  Exactly. People magazine had a funny little piece about Obama eating musubi in Hawaii.

Katherine:  They sure are. ", Katherine:  "You're, like, Korean Korean. Plus, we listen to some more Walt… I'm not saying the fewer ingredients are more pure. And maybe more novels should be turned into podcasts! Katherine:  Sugar, dextrose, and sodium nitrite. So basically, the additions in yours are sugars.

Katherine:  Yes.

Katherine:  Yeah. Yeah.

Katherine:  Yeah. SPAM helped."
By the way, to your listeners: If anyone wants to buy me a boxed gift set of turkey SPAM, I would love it. Those Guamanians are maniacs for SPAM. I'm so jealous of other places' 7-Elevens because they have actually good food. So they're just being very straightforward with it. Helen Hong (Go Fact Yourself podcast) joins Jordan and Jesse to talk about Jesse's new meatloaf technique, the animal ranch with a Hollywood giraffe that Helen used to work at, and Jordan's favorite meditative activity that he has refrained from during the pandemic.

But maybe—I think only in—.

It's really cool. Helen:  Mike Judge, who created the show, writes most of the episodes, directed a couple of my episodes, and he's a legit genius. And I did know a little bit about this, but the New York Times article was really enlightening for me about how sad it is. Helen:  Do you have what the sodium content is? Oat milk is the shit. New posts will not be retrieved. So you have had that. Set two years after SHV has infected blonde women with a rabies-like illness, a fictional podcast examines how the "Blond Fury" has changed our culture: from fashionable new fever bracelets, to empowerment pop songs for the infected, to an entirely new understanding of women, gender, and beauty. Helen:  I would have thought it would be much longer and much scarier of a list. Because I'm not a fan of aspic or whatever that [imitates SPAM's suction sound]. Korea is the second biggest market for SPAM after the United States.

Helen:  [sings in the style of an old-timey radio commercial] Come get your SPAM! I listen to only a few other comedy podcasts and I always skip the ads b.c they sound phony and boring. Helen:  Yes. So people were starving. And if you had an actual proper piece of SPAM that hadn't been leftoverized, you were rich. Yes.

Katherine:  And then you're also—gosh. So after the war, it's obviously not a product that has an automatic market in terms of the US Military; the Russian Military, which at that point we wouldn't have given it to them; blah, blah, blah. I dated a guy who was from Guam—another Polynesian island that SPAM is all the rage—and he made me, one time, SPAM nachos. Katherine:  [laughs] You can tell people you did!

Helen:  No. But you mentioned your parents liking Vienna sausages, too. Katherine:  Oh, I forget what those are—aren't they called cherry cordials or something like that?

Copyright © 2020 Apple Inc. All rights reserved. We shouldn't be eating a meat product that when you take it out of the can it goes [imitates SPAM's uniquely gross suction sound]. Helen:  Oh, see! You three are very generous. So it's very, very interesting. Now it's much harder—I mean, unless it's a hate-sex—like, a custody-battle, hate-sex situation. Well, thank you for that because the gelatinousness—I'm not a fan. But there's just something satisfying about a grilled—like when you cut flat patties and you just grill it and that smell and that sizzling noise, it's just mmm. Helen:  Really? But I guess that’s part of its perfection, like Fleabag meets My Favorite Murder. Helen:  It was probably one of the few proteins they were getting. Katherine:  Yes. SPAM blasphemy. They should give you free SPAM. That's one.

Yeah, the entire concept of canned meat is gross, but—. I believe it because all the men in the United States were overseas at war, so if you think about that—. It's like pork, in quotes. Helen:  Ah! I was definitely not eating SPAM at the time. Katherine:  Put 12 different varieties on there—different toppings.

Helen:  Martin Starr is just sort of like, "Hey.". People have feelings about SPAM. Helen:  Listen. Helen:  It's not only stinky, it's also French.

It was named a Best Book of 2015 by NPR and Kirkus. Katherine:  Which you could get involved in—, Helen:  Because they're not together anymore. Her final recording ends when she’s forced to rescue a friend from the much feared “Room Three.” We also meet Broad Strokes’ new sponsor, wellness guru Frieda Wells, who has turned from selling questionable cures to hosting the Lux Festival in the Virgin Isles. The first time I went to Korea as a sentient being—not when I was two—I just remember seeing these fancy gift boxes in these fancy department stores and being like, "What the hell is this?

But I didn't say anything because he was nice enough to make it. There's no food anywhere.

That's how I like to say it. I had imposter syndrome bad. Was it a fun set to be on? I don't care.

Set two years after SHV has infected blonde women with a rabies-like illness, a fictional podcast examines how the "Blond Fury" has changed our culture: from fashionable new fever bracelets, to empowerment pop songs for the infected, to an entirely new understanding of women, gender, and beauty. Here are this episode's sources. You've gone full-board Korean. Gross.

It was a necessity, so they needed a food product—they needed all kinds of food products that could travel overseas that would feed their GIs during the war that could withstand travel and last a long time. Cast: Madeline Zima, Helen Hong, Dana Berger, Jenny Grace, Carson Elrod, Bree Elrod, Rebecca Kush. So your parents are from Korea? Helen:  No. Listen Now! And if you want to read the New York Times article about SPAM in Korea that Helen referenced, I've got a link to that, too. So the general population of Korea during the Korean war was starving.

Katherine:  There's a lot of varieties of SPAM. It's probably, like, 300 percent of your daily sodium intake.

But you hear that noise, and you're like, "SPAM-fried rice. To listen: Spotify | iTunes I was like, "I'm shitting the bed, I swear to God," because it's Mike Judge!

Helen:  Right. It's nice when people try, I think. It's in Austin, Minnesota, which is the headquarters of SPAM. I actually was born in Korea.

Like, who knows? Madeline Zima (Twin Peaks), Helen Hong (Inside Llewyn Davis), and Rob Belushi (How I Met Your Mother) star in this podcast adaptation of Emily Schultz’s satirical, sci-fi horror novel, The Blondes. Y'all need to rein it in.

It's so popular. That's how I like to say it. Helen:  It is delicious, but man, you're going to look puffy the next day.

Helen:  Hilarious. No, but they're so good! Helen:  Yes! Helen:  But what I'm curious about is if it's made of pork shoulder, then where's the rest of the pork going? Yeah. Apparently, it's a popular wedding gift, which I feel like is maybe a wedding gift for people that you don't know super well.

Katherine:  Do you have an Amazon wish list? It wasn't the only canned meat. But it was the only one that did not need to be refrigerated. Helen:  Yeah. So we throw in SPAM, we throw in Vienna sausage, we throw in clams, we throw in kimchee—whatever.

Yeah. Bowing to pressure from the underbelly of Reddit, Broad Strokes’ spot is taken over by a fringe media personality who has a very different take on Hazel Hayes.

My only complaint is that I would like many many more episodes. .

It's all the other bits, the leftover bits from the good meat, like bone and nose and things like that, and they would just grind it up. I loved this a lot. Helen:  No. Turkey SPAM.

The Walmart Great Value Luncheon Meat.

You don't need to put in any oil, because believe me, it's oily enough. When I was much earlier in my comedy career, because I was such a huge fan of it, I literally wrote it into—it was the number one item in my bucket list after having a threesome with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Helen Hong, wish list. Helen:  Yeah. It was 60 women, at one point.

Why is that so nasty? I was so lucky because I got to work with all of them, and the level of talent is crazy.

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